G Dragon Crayon MV Review

So, here's the link for CrayOn is right up here. If you haven't watched it yet, GO! GO! GO!

There's as usual, a lot that GD (as does Big Bang) pack into any music video of his. So, there's so much stuff to blog about.. Yay.! Which means, this is going to be a loOooOOoooOong post. You have been warned.!  

So, EEEEEEEeeeeeeeEp! *squeals of joy* The basic plot of the video is GD in his studio apartment that doesn't look like he has a kitchen  and his day watching tv, first alone and then with a few friends. Later he is seen partying in his room? with many friends and the party is so cray that he gets the characters in the tv dancing as well.. 

G Dragon is seen in the beginning on the TV which flickers to life as a very convincing mad scientist doctor who is monitoring patient GD's EEG. Nothing normal about the waves being recorded and the Doctor declared the patient "Crazy" with the gestural twirling a hovering index finger over the temple. He's reading from a file that says Ji DaeGol. This is how his anti-fans refer to him. So, GD's saying that his anti's call him crazy eh? The Chain of bones on his ears and choice of "office furniture" makes me want to evaluate him as well. 

So, the "crazy" GD with the family guy sneakers and batman earrings actually has a mini GD in his head sending out bouts of electricity with a machine that looks an awful lot like the telegraph (remember those?)

So, yes, the doctor's initial suspicions about an abnormal focus of electrical activity in GD's brain is proved right by the sleeping EEG. We see another dimension where GD is checking his swag. His custom made necklace mostly. And then we switch over to the real life(?) he has risen from his snoop dog blanket covered bed and taken off his wonder woman robe to shave or trim his non existent beard. Seriously GD you're not fooling anyone. Even you know you're a pretty boy. Ooh, i get it, he's mad he doesn't have any facial hair. Explains why he's looking like he's trying to chop his neck off with the thing. 

And then he sits down in front of the TV which sometimes morphs into a cardboard cut out like tape player (remember those?) named CRAYON to watch omg! GD play the drums midst two hot assed girls. We think he's a kid playing with the noonas until his nose begins to grow Pinocchio style and he shows that sly smile of his. Ooh, using the Pinocchio hypothesis therefore, it could only mean one thing: GD lied about being young and innocent to those noonas and is getting an awesome view from where he is seated. 

And he's out to prove he owns his own style as he wears a parody beanie from an international brand decked with tons of Chrome Hearts goodies, his fingers still send the crazy signals to the patient GD.. 

Cut to hot lady with nice legs that look very similar to the legs drummer GD was admiring a few seconds ago. And Close up. Trolled again. It was just GD. And he asks: "Why so serious?" 

 And everyone gets their Cray On in GD's living/bed room. Must find out what channel GD watches on that TV because we have a very cute Clown GD in a clown car knocking off the letter Z from Crazy with vigour and passion. 

The Clown car, outraged, knockes him out.! My poor baby!

The guys in the living room rejoice at the restoration of evil by something as significant as the clown car, because it is so erm, symbloic. You see, the clown car was tired of the kind of atrocities it was being forced to commit due to the evil evil clown riding him. When his beloved Z was knocked out, he saw the utter meanliglessness the word CRAZY was subjected to and rebelled. 

Next up on TV, Swan lake. Only, its an artistic representation of the swan, the lake and the ballerinas. By artistic i mean, 2nd grade art. We have GD in a rubber duckie aka the swan in the "purple velvet" lake with pink tutu wearing delicate ballerinas. Tada!

GD then begins talking to the TV and brags about his card. He is super generous and shares his clothes and everything with his friends as we see from the beanie his friend sports. Remember the beanie little GD wore in the patient GD's head? Yea, his friend, the one with his finger on his lip is wearing the same Giyongchi  one. 

Up next on tv: A scary movie where a woman with a voluptuous ass is being chased down by a belly tattooed villain. 

 Only to realize that the villain was one among them.

See, told you he was evil. Drummer boy in his natural habitat. 

How cute is "That XX" silently referring to GD's song in the same album tattooed on his belly right above the belly button to make it a X eyed face? 

 And the Cray is On!!!

And everyone from everywhere joins GD's party. People jump on his bed, his coffin (he had one of those in his living/bed room too occupied by one of his strange but cute friends) and have a lot of fun. GD and the camera recording it do an cute couple like twirl in the same room. 

Among the guests were an ajhumma and Joker from the Dark knight. 

 Its a fun colourful video i recommend you watch while feeling grey or bummed. The music is shifty and i can't actually pin down a genre except maybe electro and hip hop. The video can be best described as GD-esque. That's going to become an adjective or an adverb soon.